Yes, I said surf the turkey. Most people might think this is a misprint—“Oh, he must have meant to type ‘Stuff the Turkey.’ It’s an understandable mistake. Honestly, have you ever seen him type?” While it is true, my typing skills are akin to a gumshoe from a 1940’s film noir, I actually got that one right.
Anne and I drove down to NY on Wednesday for two reasons: to spend the Thanksgiving holiday with my family, and to play a gig in NYC that night. My band, Shilelagh Law, had a 10pm show at Connolly’s, a big bar right in Times Square. It was our first show back in months, and we were expecting a robust and rowdy turnout, which we got in spades. Over 600 people decided to spend Thanksgiving eve with us. It was a blast.
Now, for those of you who are not familiar with Shilelagh Law, we play high-energy Irish music. Denny, our fiddle player, is the clown-prince of the group, willing to do anything for a laugh. So when he informed me that he had a turkey outfit that he had borrowed for the night, I let out a groan, but I honestly was not that surprised. He played the first set in his regular clothes, and changed into the turkey suit right before set two. As I played ‘The Thanksgiving Song’ by Adam Sandler (pretty funny in its own right), out comes Denny from backstage with the turkey suit on. He dances around, plays a bit of fiddle, everyone laughs, takes some photos, and then he goes backstage and changes back into his regular apparel, and we go on with the show. I thought that was it for the turkey suit. I was soon proved wrong.
It seems that the guy who actually owned the turkey suit was in the crowd, and after a few drinks, decided he wanted in on the action. He sneaks backstage, puts the suit on, and comes on the stage and proceeds to dance around. This was funny, but he was a whirlwind, knocking into stuff and wreaking a bit of havoc. I look at Denny and we both agree that we have to get this guy off the stage. Denny starts to corral him, but he moves right o the front of the stage and says he is going to stage-dive (which basically means he is going to jump into the crowd horizontally and hope people catch him). We get some bigger guys up front, and whippee! the turkey is launched. He then proceeds to body-surf (when a person is passed on the upraised hands of the crowd) up and down the length of the bar. Thus, surf the turkey.
Thanksgiving itself was great. The entire family managed to get together in one place, and it was pleasantly chaotic. Anne and I left early Friday in order to make it back to NH in time to do a bit of work. We arrived back at the hillside with a few hours of daylight left, and after fruitlessly attempting to move the rafter assembly into position, we realized that we would have to disassemble it, get it into position in pieces, and then re-assemble it. Not too big a deal. Once we did that, all that remained was the power-lift. We got into position, took a deep breath, and heaved. Slowly one end was lifted, lifted, and then plunked down onto the posts. Whew! Now, to repeat on the other side. Same position, same deep breath, same slow lift. With a satisfying ‘thunk!’ the rafter slid into its final resting place, and just like that, we had two rafters erected. Wow. So two people can do it. That was nice to know. Nine to go and a whole weekend in front of us. Let’s see how much we can get done.
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